HERE’S THE DEAL: I’m bored, I know no-one will post anything in my ask box (as is customary around these parts (from past experiences anyway)) and I like answering questions about myself (DON’T JUDGE) so here we go!
1. Sexual orientation - Attracted exclusively to east asian (and south-east asian) females (no disrespect, but that’s how I am)
2. Do you smoke? - Occasionally (not cigarettes doe, dat’s mad bad fa ya health)
3. Do you drink? - Rarely, prefer not to.
4. Do you take drugs? - Nicotine isn’t a drug? Alcohol isn’t a drug? (Occasionally).
5. Age you get mistaken for - I am usually mistaken for being in college (especially when I wear college shirts, crazy ain’t it?)
6. Have tattoos? - No, and I don’t plan on it (unless there is something I find amazing enough for a tattoo).
7. Want any tattoos? - Only if it were something I designed and happened to be amazing (probably oing without tattoos though, if I did it’d probably be on my foot or ankle area).
8. Got any piercings? - No.
9. Want any piercings? - No, I’ve always seen the idea of piercings (including ear piercings) as barbaric.
10. Best friend? - None, I would only have a “best” friend if I only had one friend.
11. Relationship status - Single, probably forever.
12. Biggest turn-ons - In addition to being asian (a necessity, not a turn-on) I’d have to say being a skeptic, not adhering to any faith, and maturity.
13. Biggest turn-offs - Not being asian (Not joking, I don’t understand it either).
14. Favorite movie(s) - The Isle, The Wayward Cloud, Map of the Sounds of Tokyo, The Damned United, Helvetica, Mystery Team, Samaritan Girl, I am an S&M Writer, The Bow, and Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait.
15. I’ll love you if… - You are able to understand that I won’t “love” someone if they fit one quality that I like.
16. Someone you miss - Cant think of anyone :/.
17. Most traumatic experience - Don’t have one, but I guess learning that my parents were careless enough to let me believe the bible was anything but a collection of lies.
18. A fact about your personality - Artistic.
19. What I hate most about myself - That I have had o live in the US for this long.
20. What I love most about myself - My mind.
21. What I want to be when I get older - Ideally a footballer, but more practically an author and artist.
22. My relationship with my sibling(s) - Chill as fuck.
23. My relationship with my parents - Mostly chill as fuck.
24. My idea of a perfect date - A West Ham game (or a local league provided it isn’t in England, preferably K-League) followed by a dinner at either a Greek restaurant or a South Korean restaurant, concluding with a trip home to chill and discuss philosophy, films, art, et cetera (and, because it needs to be specified, not having sex).
25. My biggest pet peeves - Religion and close-mindedness.
26. A description of the girl/boy I like - No one currently.
27. A description of the person I dislike the most - Probably Ronald Reagan.
28. A reason I’ve lied to a friend - Cowardliness.
29. What I hate the most about school - People complaining about it.
30. What my last text message says - Sent or received? I’ll do both. Sent: Make the taco on my meal plain too. Received: Hey.
31. What words upset me the most - People claiming the abrahamic god exists.
32. What words make me [feel] the best about myself - “Nice hair,” or any variation thereof.
33. A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11 - I’m not superstitious so I don’t have an answer, but my greatest (and, ultimately, only) desire is a female companion.
34. What I find attractive in boys - Overall I am not attracted to men, but the few I find attractive I usually feel that way because of the charisma or some sort of overall indescribable attractiveness.
35. Where I would like to live - South Korea, England, or Iceland.
36. One of my insecurities - I always feel uncomfortable any time someone compliments some piece of work I’ve made. Not sure why.
37. My childhood career choice - Scientist.
38. My favorite ice cream - ColdStone’s cake batter flavor with Kit-Kat’s and Reese’s.
39. Who I wish I could be - I wouldn’t want to be anyone other than myself.
40. Where I want to be right now - South Korea.
41. The last thing I ate - A small bowl of Doritos.
42. Sexiest person that comes to mind immediately - Björk.
43. A random fact about anything - I spent at least an hour writing all of this.